im still at work its 12:30 i want to die

me, lying in bed, attempting sleep: ey mikey. gimme some chips over there. i really want some of them chips so uhhhhh gimme the potato chips f

rosenby:

the-vaudevillain:

rosenby:

iliveondaydreams:

rosenby:

Summer means poor children are not getting 2 free meals a day at school so if you’re able, please consider donating to your local food bank.

Until September 2nd, if you’re under 18, you can receive free lunch at public library branches in NYC (proof of age shouldn’t be required), and from trucks at certain locations around the city. Some schools should be open and providing them, too!!

This is so helpful for anyone that needs it!

here is a website where you can find similar programs based on your location.

These links are so helpful and I’m glad to spread them!

But for those of you in a position I still urge you to donate to your local food bank. Their supplies run low in summer as not everyone has access to or knows about programs like these.

memeufacturing:

hey it’s fred

him

overdressednudist:

how is 2016 real

tfw the client picks the worst sketch

unbreakablejemmasimmons:

agentverbivore:

eclecticmuses:

mixxtapej:

arachnescurse:

afunnyfeminist:

nodamncatnodamncradle:

bornkatie:

glitterpotato:

tampontampoff:

sameasiteverwas-sameasiteverwas:

pringlesaremydivision:

i-will-not-be-caged:

misa-nthropy:

threefootroo:

this-simple-mind:

bloodyfrank:

supervillainesses:

loracarol:

petergatsbygreen:

wittyandcharming:

lufthexe:

deluxetoaster:

okay, listen for a sec. We all know the “”“"American”“”“” Harry Potter universe houses are trash for many, many reasons. One of the reasons is that America is too big to have just one wizarding school where there are only 4 houses, right? so I propose that we in MA instead start sorting ourselves into these exclusive New England houses I made up as I wrote this post:

-Dunked Donut (those who are loyal to their ideals, strong-willed and hardworking but susceptible to black-and-white thinking)

-Duck Boat (those with a hunger for life experience, sharp and analytical but also impulsive and desperate for thrills)

-Lobster (those who are blue-blood types with a taste for power and the intelligence to lead effectively but tend to be overzealous and can’t appreciate the subtleties of teamwork)

-Murphy, they’re literally just the Dropkick Murphys we made a whole house for them and none of them even attend the school it’s just in case one of them shows up one day

Florida Houses:

-Sunburn
-Gator
-Pub sub
-Gun

California Houses:

-In n Out
-Chili Peppers
-Redwood
-Drought 

Tennessee Houses:

-Mountain Dewds
-Cowboys without Horses
-Drunken Housewifes
-Dead Deer Collectors

Oregon Houses:

- Sasquatch
- Dysentary
- Hippies
- Hipsters

Missouri Houses:

-Tornados
-Corn
-Suburban Deer
-Mosquitos

New York Houses:

-Bacon, egg, and cheese
-Road Rage
-Constant Yelling
-Pizza

Nevada Houses:

-Air Conditioning
-Stripper Glitter
-Chlorine Hair
-Indie Band

wisconsin houses:

- cheddar
- gouda
- mozzarella
- the green bay packers

Ohio houses:

- corn corn rotate soy
- Hell Is Real
- industrial river pollution
- buckeyes

Texas houses:

- piney woods
- black gold
- cow manure
- big hair
- Keep Austin Weird

(We need five, because everything’s bigger in Texas)

Illinois houses:

- Cubs
- Sox
- Bears
- Blackhawks

D.C. Houses:

-I work on the Hill
-Fugazi
-Taxation without Representation
-Mumbo Sauce

North Carolina Houses:

-Deer in the road 
-Cookout 
-HB2 
-Tarheel

Virginia houses:
- racism as heritage
- tobacco field
- Richmond smog
- nova kids

Indiana houses:
- Southern Pretenders
- Cornfields
- Colts
- Pawnee isn’t Real

Maryland Houses:

• Crab
• Utz Chip
• Waterbilly
• Chessie 

New Jersey houses:

- Deep Fried Everything
- Pork Roll
- Jug handles
- Middlesex County Jail

And it’s located on the Newark Bay Extension , because you need a little magic to get through that mess.

Alternative Jersey Houses:

* North Jersey
* South Jersey
* Jersey Shore
* I’m like in the middle? Not the exact middle because I’m like south of the Raritan Bridge and I could get to the shore in less than an hour unless traffic is bad wait, do you know where the Freehold Raceway Mall is? I’m by the Freehold Raceway Mall. Yeah! There!

Michigan houses:
-Deer
-Da Yoop
-Faygo
-Unending lakes

Alabama houses:

- Bammer Jammer
- Weagle Weagle
- Wally World
- Lynyrd Skynyrd

Pennsylvania houses:

- Horse Carts
- Founding Fathers
- The House of Inappropriate Names (with common room passwords such as Blue Balls, Intercourse, and Big Beaver)
- Wawa

(and I think that the CA one should be amended to add either the Quinoa or Kale house, just sayin’)

Georgia houses:

-Waffle House
-ITP
-Peachtree
-Rednecks

thegestianpoet:

poonany:

jizelpink:

good

Look how content he was, sitting there all proper until you came and ruined his mood

LEAVE HE ALONE

lornacrowleys:

stvr-gvzr:

lornacrowleys:

tumblr psa: dont use ouija boards!!! you never know what kind of spirits you’re inviting into your life

me: nice try but none of u can stop me from using this glow in the dark hasbro piece of garbage 2 ask oscar wilde for fashion advice

my advice: do not fuck with the spirit world, don’t take it lightly, you’re young and naive and completely unaware of how any of it works. This is one thing you don’t want to find out you were wrong about the hard way. 

well thats all very nice and weirdly condescending but i just spirit-skyped jane austen & she says you’re a fucking square

zodiaczodiac4:

Aries: Cancer
Taurus: Sagittarius
Gemini: Leo
Cancer: Aquarius
Leo: Leo
Virgo: Gemini
Libra: Pisces
Scorpio: Capricorn
Sagittarius: Taurus
Capricorn: Libra
Aquarius: Aries
Pisces: Scorpio

colorsofthezodiac:

Lawful Good: Taurus

Neutral Good: Cancer

Chaotic Good: Leo, Aquarius

Lawful Neutral: Virgo

True Neutral: Libra, Pisces

Chaotic Neutral: Aries, Gemini

Lawful Evil: Capricorn

Neutral Evil: Sagittarius

Chaotic Evil: Scorpio